Sunday 11 March 2012

Pros and Cons of (Actually) Writing an Assignment


Assignment (n.):
The term used for a bunch of papers, when an ASS writes on them, his own edited version of the original document to get a SIGN from the professor when both of them have no clue what it MEANT.

From long long ago, it has been a tradition in Engineering from Mumbai University to pile up the burden of slogging onto the fragile brains possessed more by video games than by the students themselves. This arduous work mainly involves a lot of wastage in the form of non-reusable ink, paper, time and half-dead brain cells, not that it seems much useful even the first time. With advanced technology, a very few of the adapted ones from phylum 'Professora' may encourage the fortunate ones to bring a word document as an assignment, where every soul becomes grateful for "CTRL+C, CTRL+V". The hours and efforts spent in this disturbing activity have consistently been proven vain over the years.

Us MU Engineers take Darwin very seriously and try to devise a survival technique whenever we're in the middle of a crisis. Copying assignments is one of them. Whilst some (Professors or Ghissus) may oppose it strongly, it is found to be the best solution to overcome one of the demoralizing drawbacks of MU Engg. I repeat what I had once said, "Engineering produces copy-writers."

Here is a display of how anything written with great presentation appeals to the reader, projecting the PROs and CONs of writing an assignment by yourself:



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